laloo prasad yadav

One day Laloo was travelling by his car. He was going to a
> village for
> campaigning . Suddenly a piglet came before the car. The
> driver could'nt
> hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby
> pig was killed
> in the accident.
>
>
> At the sight Laloo was deeply moved and felt very upset He
> called the
> driver and said,"Jiska e suuar hai hum usko
> compensesan dena chahta hoon.
> Usko dhundke lav ".
>
>
> At his words the driver went to the nearest village and
> came back after
> some time with a tilak on his forehead, garlands around his
> neck and lots
> of money in his hands!!!
>
> Laloo was surprised . He asked ,"Hum tumko kaha tha ke
> uss aadmi ko laiye ,
> aur tum aise wapas aaye ho! baat kya hai?"
>
>
> At this the driver replied " I told them about the
> incident . Hearing it
> they were rejoiced , put tilak and garlands on me, then
> danced for some
> time and gave this money."
> Laloo then asked him "Aap unko eg-jectly kaa
> bole?"
>
> The driver replied : "Main bola, mein Laloo Prasad ka
> driver hoon aur Maine
> suaar ke bachhe ko mar dala hai......... ."