JOKE

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said:



Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.



Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.



Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only



Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.



Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only...



Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.



Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:



Doctor: OK. Tell me.



Man:

I sleep like dog thinking about my work load whole night.

I get up in the morning like a horse

I go to work running like a deer

I work all the day like a donkey

I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.

I wag my tail in front of all my bosses

I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.

I am like a rabbit before my wife



Doctor: are you a Telecom Employee?



Man: Yes!!



Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are a Telecom Employee. Come man, no one can treat you better than me.