Here are some funny reasons why we Indians cannot be terrorists:

1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.


2. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.


3. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're There


4. We would ALL want to fly the plane..


5. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.


6. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.


7. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.


8. We would have postponed the mission because a cricket match was going on that day

9. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with one of the hostages.